A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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