i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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