On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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