I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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