he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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