I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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