im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I have feelings that need drinking.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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