Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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