Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
So much Jack, so little girl.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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