You're so nebulous sometimes
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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