They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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