nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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