How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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