After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Randomize