So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
