How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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