whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
How does one acquire holy water?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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