: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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