I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
