wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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