Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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