Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Randomize