Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
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I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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