Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Pooping to opera.
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