Don't you send me to vm
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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