names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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