I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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