I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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