I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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