ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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