and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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