Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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