Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
We just shotgunned beers for America
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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