You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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