: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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