I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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