i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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