Christians are straight up FREAKS
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
as a side note pls kill me
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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