Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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