You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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