She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
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this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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