If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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