Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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