dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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