just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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