I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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