one two three fourrrrnication!
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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