Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Is Oprah even human
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