Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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