I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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