Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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