Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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