Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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