Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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