i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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