Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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