so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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