Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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