Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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